When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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