do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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