I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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