so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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