no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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