Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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