Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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