he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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