I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it's great music for shaving your balls
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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