i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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