That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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