I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
vagina is talking i cant
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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