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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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