Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
