Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
tell me about the eggs
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