omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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