I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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