I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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