oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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