Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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