hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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