He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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