I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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