You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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