I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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