she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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