i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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