I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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