You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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