I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
