I think I died a long time ago.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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