watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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