i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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