another moral hangover. fuck.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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