Porn is love you can see.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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