Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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