Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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