Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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