What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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