The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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