idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And my parents said I crawled through the house
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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