The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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