Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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