Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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