Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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