ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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