come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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