seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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