I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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