did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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