Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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