Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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