So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
