omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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