I'm gonna have a badass scar
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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