he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
